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A local slightly tanned jock who is tucking into a few Sunday beers because he ‘deserves them’ has defiantly avoided using any form of soap or body wash for a whole week, it has been confirmed.

Brad Chaddington (30) who works as a commercial real estate agent for Faqwits Commercial Realty has rocked up to the pub this afternoon wearing a singlet, with his faded Noosa Triathlon number in plain sight for anyone who finds themselves admiring his arms.

The Noosa Triathlon is an annual standard distance triathlon (1500m swim, 40km bike, 10km run) held in Noosa ever year since 1983.

The event, which is particularly popular with personality-devoid white collar professional males and recently divorced middle-aged women, has in recent years become a stamp of work/life balance, used to inform colleagues and family members that not only is work going well enough to afford a long weekend in Noosa, but so is the health and fitness regime that sees one complete the 61.5km endurance race.

“Oh, that” says Brad, as if to suggest he didn’t intentionally wear a singlet so people could ask what he was doing last weekend.

“Fuck, it’s so hard to get off. I completely forgot about it.

“Haha”

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