17 January, 2017. 10:15
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Facebook and partner company Instagram have come under fire this afternoon from an out-of-work Betoota tennis coach today as yet anther one of his ‘topless’ holiday pictures was removed.
Speaking to The Advocate this afternoon, Glenn Morrison of Kiora Cresent explained that he felt personally victimised by the multinational corporations.
“I can’t help having androgynous-looking nipples,” said the 19-year-old. “Even if I was fitter than Brad Fittler, my nipples would still be as big as they are.”
However, the crestfallen Gemini has conceded that having super-sized areola and lactiferous ducts so wide you could rest a ball-point pen in them hasn’t helped his case against the censorship, but the fact that he’s a genetic male should be enough for him to put topless pictures of himself on social media.
“God stitched us all together in the womb,” he said. “I’ve always felt that He gave me these nipples for a reason. Perhaps I’m the Rosa Parks of the #freethenipple movement? I’m excited to learn what His plan is. But I can understand why female nipples aren’t tolerated. It’s immodest and goes against the scripture’s teachings.”
The Advocate reached out to both Facebook and Instagram for comment, but have yet to receive a response.
Do you have androgynous nipples? The Advocate is looking to speak to as many males as possible with a similar story to Glenn’s. Please send nudes to [email protected] with proof that you are male.
