New Zealand’s Version Of Bob Katter Says Well You Scoundrels Thought I’d Carked It But Ya Can’t Keep A Good Kiwi Down, Matter Of Fact, Those Who Danced On My Political Grave In 2020 After An Unpredicted Election Loss In The Midst Of Unfathomable Global Uncertainty Were The Sole Reason I Came Out Of Retirement This Year To Be Elected For The Fifteenth Time And What’s Even Sweeter Is That While The Government Might Have Shifted From Left To Right They Still Need Me To Form Government Which Means I Will Once Again Be Deputy Prime Minister Because The People Of Aotearoa Will Always Look To Me To Instil A Bit Of Decency Into The Halls Of Parliament, And By Decency I Mean I Will Protect Your Rights To Be Able To Enjoy The Great Outdoors With Whatever Sized Motor You Want On Your Recreational Watercrafts With Whatever Rods And Bait You Choose To Use And On Top Of That I Won’t Let These Leeches Touch Your Superannuation Or Privatise Our Trains And Buses Or Any Other Public Assets For That Matter Mind You The Way Our Mediocre Elected Officials Operate You’d Be Surprised If Anyone Was Getting To Work On Time But That’s Why I’ve Stuck Around From 1979 To 1981, 1984 To 2008 And 2011 To 2020 And Yes I Know They Are Saying I’m Going To Have To Share The Deputy Prime Minister Role With Two Other Men But We All Know Whose Gonna Be Calling The Shots, His Name Is Winston Peters, And To All Of You Who Voted For Common Sense, I Just Want To Say Chur My Bro

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New Zealand has finally agreed to a three-party coalition government, nearly a month and half after their 2023 Election

National Party leader Christopher Luxon will be prime minister, after snatching the role from another middle aged white man named Chris who replaced Jacinda Arden.

The role of deputy prime minister split between populist NZ First party leader Winston Peters and ACT party leader David Seymour – who boldly declared before the election that he would never sit at the cabinet table with Mr Peters. Today he has back-pedalled on his promise, which is what all politicians do at some point.

Everyone except Winston Peters. The Kiwi Version of Bob Katter MP spoke to The Betoota Advocate moments ago (see headline)