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Local woman, Deborah Farrah (45) has stunned neighbours today by transporting $300 worth of groceries from the boot of her Holden Commodore to the kitchen bench in one load.
The single-mother-of-three says its no big deal, and sometimes you just need harden up.
“Yeah, the fingers were hurting by the time I got to the steps, but I had to get dinner ready for when the boys got home from footy training, so I wasn’t gonna stuff around with two or three loads,”
Next-door neighbour, Andrew Hudson (38) says he has never seen anything like it.
“I’m pretty sure she had a whole leg of lamb in one of those bags. Not to mention a couple 1.25 litre bottles of Coke,”
“Good on her. She puts me to shame,”
“I’m flat out with a carton of grog and a bag of chips. That’s a fortnight’s worth of groceries right there and she just smashed it,”
Between working two jobs and playing the role of a full time homemaker, ‘Debbie’ says there is “no time for fucking around” – especially when she’s got to wash fifteen jerseys for the Betoota Dolphins Under 12’s and get them on the line to dry overnight.
“It’s just how it goes. I’m a lifter, not a leaner. I’ve definitely moved more weight than that before,”
“I’m not made of fuckin’ glass, fuck ya”
Betoota Dolphins! You guys just get better with age.
How did she shut the boot with all that in her hands? did she place the groceries down to shut the boot?
I want to learn her technique… I am guessing she doesnt have one of those fancy new cars where you just wave your foot under the chassis and the boot pops up…
Dear God, this is some accurate and funny stuff.
You shut the boot with ya forehead mate. Good practice.
I shut the boot with my knee when I am loaded like that.
Need to get her on the New Years honours list