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Local patriot, Sherman Burgent, says his poor interpersonal skills have nothing to do with the fact that he hasn’t been invited to an Australia Day party.

“These filthy lefties, mate”

“Those whingeing soap-dodgers hate this country”

Despite the fact that there are at least six Australia day parties happening in his extended social circle, Sherman hasn’t gotten a bait to anything outside of his mum’s usual picnic with the girls, this means only one thing.

“Everyone is too scared to be Australian!

“It’s not invasion day its the day we first arrived here and planted the flag of another country in the soil and made it ours!”

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