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Curiosity got the better of prominent local fool, Glenn Bexley, this afternoon after he popped the top off his PERT 2-in-1 shampoo and had a taste.

The marginally-employed real estate agent revealed to The Advocate that he always wondered what his shampoo would taste like, seeing as though it smells so delicious.

“I had to find out,” said the 38-year-old stay-at-home-son.

“So I just went with it. I took the lid off, which was quite difficult in itself, and drank about half of it. Some I swallowed, other parts I spat out on the floor,”

“It didn’t taste like it smelled. Disappointed, but currently full of pensive thought. Never again.”

Our reporter reached out to Mr Bexley’s parents for comment on the matter, where they said by this point nothing really surprises them anymore.

His father, Gary, told The Advocate that his son routinely does things that both annoy and bemuse him and this latest episode with the shampoo is nothing out of the ordinary.

“Just last week, I asked him to do the washing up and guess what he does?” asked Gary.

“He put all the china plates, cutlery, pots and pans into the fucking Whirpool in the laundry and put it on a heavy wash cycle. I mean, for fuck’s sake.”

“Last year, I told him to get his suit cleaned for his cousin’s wedding. I should’ve said dry cleaned, it’s my fault. But the moron put a suit through the Whirlpool as well. Then when it was done, he put it in the dryer. It came out looking like a medicine ball. My life is a bin.”

More to come.



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