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Today is the last day of summer and Gavin Spoon wants everyone to know about it.

Using his official Instagram account, the 27-year-old alt-rock-country vagabond took to social media this afternoon to bid farewell to everybody’s favour time of year.

“Goodbye, my lover!” he quipped.

“Goodbye, my friend. You have been the sun, you have been the sun for me!”

At the time of writing, the post has garnered 22 likes. One of which was his friend George McGronk – who also lamented summer’s end.

“Great post, Gav,” he commented.

“Argh! Winter sucks! But I am looking forward to walking on all those crunchy leaves! heart emoji.”

But not all of Gav’s followers shared his pessimistic outlook on the colder months.

Speaking exclusively to The Advocate, a former schoolmate who hasn’t seen the ‘guitar-strumming fuck boy’ since they were in high school ten years ago, told our reporters that he and many others who follow Gav don’t actually care for his opinion.

“I don’t know why I follow him,” he said.

“Just like I’ve got no idea why anybody reads this newspapers. People only ever read the headlines, most of the shit your journalists write isn’t even worth the disk space it occupies,”

“But here we are. Two filthy spoons on the bottom of the dishwasher.”

More to come.


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