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A South Betoota man who is a fair nudge above-average-height has essentially just been told that he’s a sure bet tonight, if he’s keen.
Despite having about as much personality as a broken Obike, the 29-year-old data analyst has been accosted by several friends of a tall chick.
“Hey where are you from?” asks shorter friend number 1.
“Are you with friends?” asks short girl number 2.
The boring tall guy, who’s name is probably Brendan or some shit, is yet to realise he is about to be dragged into a trap by the hyper-flirty minions of a female patron who’s sick of having to wear flats on dates.
“Ummm.. I’m here with work” he says.
“[laughter] um, where, um, what’re you all up to tonight”
Unfortunately the boring tall guy catches on to their grand plan before they are able to throw him on the couch of a bar next to their taller friend.
“Come meet our friendddd” says short girl #1.
Boring tall guy peers through the crowd to the couch where the rest of the group remains, only to notice that things were indeed too good to be true. Their tall friend was keeping a close eye on progress, accidentally making eye contact.
“You’re only talking to me because I’m tall” he says with a quiver in his voice.
“You want me to go over there and hang out with you because your friend doesn’t like going out with guys shorter than her”
The shorter friends begin to backpedal.
“Not at all sweetie” says #2.
“We were just saying before how we all love bald guys with unkept rigs”
“Come over, you look like fun”
