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As Australia’s only finance expert that sits on the board of most of the top 200 ASX-listed companies, I’ve helped hundreds of would-be jail birds stay out of prison and in the share market.
I’ve done this by sharing crucial insider trading tips that my white collar ancestors passed down to me.
I’ve seen excellent execs and board members have their wealth trajectory negatively impacted after being sent to jail for insider trading that they should have easily gotten away with.
And when one of our own ends up in the slammer – which I admit is rare – it sends a chill down the spines of the hundreds of thousands of successful businessmen who practice insider trading on a daily basis.
‘Will I be next?’ is the thought that haunts us aspirational fellows as we trudge down the financial halls of power.
What’s scary is yes, you may get caught doing dodgy illegal shit if you’re not careful. Thankfully, I’ve got years of insider trading experience backed up by multigenerational teachings that will ensure that even if you do get caught, you’re 100% guaranteed to never be punished for it.
Here’s what you do.
BE RICH: If you are insider trading then you’re probably from money. Poor people just don’t have the connections. So if you get caught just throw your millions at the best lawyers and get on with your amazing life while they take care of the court cases.
Even the most heinous insider trading will go unpunished with enough cash. Like my mate Biffo, who through various dealings stole millions from thousands of Australians’ hard earned super funds and used it to buy himself a bigger yacht. All he got was a slap on the wrist from ASIC who threatened to pursue penalties but in the end didn’t have the funds to chase it up.
CREATE SHELL COMPANIES: Do nothing under your own name. Do your dodgy backroom deals under the guise of one of a million non-existent shell companies so that even if a law man somewhere out there bothers to look into it, he’ll be chasing his tail for the rest of his miserable life trying to join the indecipherable dots.
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