Kazakhstan Vows To Improve Internet Services After Being Compared To Australia
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Dauren Abayev, the Kazak minister of communications, spat out his tea and vodka this morning after discovering his nation's internet service is on-par with...
Unbelievable: Early Polling Suggests Putin Might Be A Chance Of Getting Re-Elected
Moscow: Russian President Vladimir Putin looks set to retain the Russian Presidency in New Year if early polling is a fair indicator.
In the wake...
Love Actually Producer Buys 14th Home In The Bahamas
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Love Actually producer and guy who loves Christmas more than Jesus himself, Duncan Kenworthy, has today finalised a deal...
Rest Of World Relieved As Polls Confirm Only Half Of Alabama Is Okay With Pedophiles
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Millions around the world are breathing a huge sigh of relief today, after election results confirmed that only half the population of Alabama...
Tensions Rise In Middle North After Trump Recognises Alice Springs As Australian Capital
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US President Donald Trump has been accused of dealing a "death sentence" to the Northern Territory peace process by recognising Alice Spring's as...
“Argh! I Hate Tourists!” Says Game Of Thrones Fan Currently In Dubrovnik On Contiki
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After spending yesterday being bumped and pushed about by the hoards of tourists in Dubrovnik, a local bloke currently on...
Law Student Not Sure If His Degree Is Worth It Anymore, Now That Rachel Is Taken
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While many around the country and the globe are ecstatic over the engagement of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, one young law...
Piss Cutting Legend At European Hostel Can’t Even Remember Budapest
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Hostel room bars and common areas are often places where young folk can meet interesting people from different countries...
Jesus Christ Tells Tony Abbott That Whatever Happens Tomorrow Was All Part Of God’s Plan
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The former Prime Minister has been locked in high-level talks with his mentor, the Son of God, this afternoon ahead of the results...
US Only Country To Not Join Paris Agreement As ISIS Pledges To Reduce Emissions By 2020
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In a stunning turn of events, ISIS have come out and pledged to reduce carbon emissions by the year 2020, leaving the United...
