US Arms Dealers Ask Biden If It’s Too Soon To Start Doing Business With The Taliban Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the final US evacuation flights leave Afghanistan, powerbrokers back home on US soil are already beginning to get to work.
With the...
Office Hip Hop Guy Not That Switched On Today As He Processes 109 Raw Minutes Of Kanye West
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Hip hop fans around the world are struggling to function at full capacity today, following the long-awaited release of Kanye West's tenth...
TV Series About Fucked Up Rich People Detached From Reality Unsurprisingly Filmed In Byron Bay
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Nicole Kidman is back on the screen in a new TV thriller about a bunch of delusional rich people with lots of...
Afghan President ‘Pulls A Scomo’ And Flees On An Aeroplane While His Nation Burns To The Ground
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As the Taliban continue to consolidate their control over the major cities of Afghanistan, the president of their now collapsed US-backed government...
PM Who Took 6 Months To Order Enough Jabs Surprisingly Hasn’t Evacuated Afghan Terps Either
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The Prime Minister has shrugged off suggestion that he does everything last minute and/or when there's substantial public pressure,...
“Cool. I Guess” Says The Rest Of Australia As Brisbane Wins The 2032 Olympics Bid
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The major cities and towns of Queensland have just enough freedom for their Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk to get away with flying to Japan...
“Oh Way To Rub It In!” Says Boris Johnson After Waking Up To A Severed Horse Head In His Bed
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UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has today asked all Brits to remember the importance of being humble in victory, even though that is...
“Our Work Here Is Done” Says Australia, As Troops Leave Afghanistan With No Roads Or Libraries
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After decades of ramping up the political-patriotism every ANZAC Day and Remembrance Day to justify sending our bright-eyed young men and women to...
Melinda Gates Awarded Custody Of 50% Of World’s Population Controlled By Microchips
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A court deciding one of the largest divorce settlements in history has awarded Melinda Gates custody of 50% of the people who have...
Biden: “Please Don’t Use The $735M Worth Of Precision-Guided Weapons We Sold You 2 Weeks Ago”
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US President Joe Biden has expressed support for a ceasefire in Palestine during a phone call to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
This comes...
