Matt Damon Asks US TV Hosts To Hold Up A Sec So He Can Get On Race 2 At Mackay Before It Jumps
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A couple of American Breakfast TV hosts hoping for some front-page gossip have had an interview take a bizarre turn this week.
Speaking...
Denzel To Star In New Revoltingly Violent Movie He’s Clearly Not That Emotionally Attached To
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In some exciting news for middle aged dads right around the world, Denzel Washington is back... In a movie about a man with...
Big Pharma Feeling Persecuted By Calls To Make Life-Saving Treatments Accessible To The Poor
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The worlds giant pharmaceutical companies have today expressed outrage at calls for mammoth profits to be put aside for the sake of humanity....
Nation That Has 9 Cities With More Residents Than NSW Surprisingly Not Reliant On Our Business
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
GREAT NEWS FOR EXPORTERS! In some pretty ordinary news for anyone whose livelihood relies on China for imports or exports - the economic...
Gun Enthusiasts Outraged as Joe Biden Places Restrictions On Surface-To-Air Missiles
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
US President Joe Biden has enraged American gun enthusiasts with new restrictions on several popular types of surface-to-air missiles.
Under the revolutionary new...
“Well Thank Goodness That’s All Over!” Says White America
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
White Americans, from the College lawns to the Oval Office are today cheering at the news that they will never have to...
French Foreign Legion Unveil Elite New Training Facility To Rival Australian Navy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some news that will appease Australia's Little Man Syndrome on the global stage, our navy has reportedly sent shock waves around the...
Chinese Military Drop Claims To South China Sea After Learning About Australian Twerk Division
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The world is breathing a huge sigh of relief today, after reports the Chinese military is relinquishing its claim to the South China...
JK Rowling Suggests New Trans Tasman Bubble Isn’t A Real, Biological Bubble
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Fabled author JK Rowling has criticised the new Trans Tasman bubble this afternoon just hours after it was announced,...
Christians Observe First Victim Of Cancel Culture, Jesus Christ
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
To some, it seems as if you can’t say anything these days whether it’s about politics, sport, or women without fear of being...
