Australian Who Spent Last Week Defending His Beloved Queen Now Embracing Proud Irish Heritage
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Almost all restrictions on licensed venues around Australia have been pulled back today, just in time for one of the booziest days of...
“It’s Got Nothing To Do With Her Ghosting Me!” Screams Piers Morgan As Tears Stream Down Face
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Piers Morgan, the former host of Good Morning Britain has today fronted the press to assure everyone that he is not being fueled...
Queen Suggests A Family Catch Up In Paris So Harry And Meg Can Discuss Their Issues In Person
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The figurehead of the British Royal Family has today officially commented on Harry and Meghan's bombshell interview with Oprah.
In a statement released...
Report: Mate, As If You Ever Had A Chance With Meghan You Big Fat Creepy Old Loser
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British TV host and famous sook, Piers Morgan has today spat the dummy after being unable to endure the backlash and criticism levelled...
Prince Charles Baffled By Soft Cock Son Choosing To Support Wife And Not Leave Her For Dead
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As The British Royal Family continues to descend into one of those public tabloid meltdowns that we are treated to every quarter-century, those...
“…So Basically Now We Are Left With Nothing But A Multimillion Dollar Netflix Deal And Heaps Of Nice Clothes”
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The Duke and Duchess Sussex are now staring down the barrel of a life of hard work, after being left with now option...
Buckingham Palace: Meghan By Far Nastiest Royal Since Bloody Mary Burnt All Those Protestants
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The media machine behind the family responsible for the raping and pillaging of half the Indigenous communities on planet Earth, have this...
Mobile Developers To Launch App That Automatically Invests In Whatever Elon Musk Is Tweeting About
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A team of app developers in Betoota Heights have just fast-tracked the seed funding required for their new trading app, ‘Musk watch.’
The app,...
Report: Hillsong Founder Brian Houston Just A Homophobic Version Of Vince McMahon
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Embattled Hillsong founder Brian Houston has made international headlines this week, as the US media discovers how weird Australia's coolest religion really...
Australia Starting To Think Boris Is Telling Porkies About This ‘More Contagious’ UK Strain
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After two of our capital cities were locked down due to quarantine outbreaks of the MUTANT UK STRAIN - without any new...
