NFL Roll Out Yet Another Halftime Show That Fails To Live Up To Michael Jackson In 1993
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As the Americans celebrate yet another grand final between two teams in that weird type of football they play, once again there...
PM Fast-Tracks Travel Bubble With The Phillipines In Effort To Get Christensen To Fuck Off
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Scott Morrison is once again facing the difficulties that come with running a government that is made up of a coalition between...
Democrats Announce Trillion Dollar Bailout For Hedge Funds Burnt By GameStop Financial Crisis
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Joe Biden has today announced a giant package to help those who have fallen upon tougher times.
The new President has revealed a...
Trumps Driver Already Worn Down To A Stub
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It has been less than a couple of weeks since Donald Trump left the White House with all the grace of a personally...
Robinhood To Rebrand As Sheriff Of Nottingham In Wake Of GameStop Saga
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After reading the room, US investment app Robinhood has announced they will be immediately rebranding.
Following a wave of controversy after their efforts...
“Okay The Joke Is Over You Fucking Peasants,” Says Wall St
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Wall Street has quoted popular Logan driller's No Money Enterprise today and issued a strong message to the GameStop nerds; Playtime's over, here...
Britain Realises The Bumbling Fool Thing Wasn’t A Gimmick
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As the UK becomes the first country in Europe to pass 100,000 coronavirus-related deaths, the people of 'Great Britain' are beginning to come...
Internet Reacts Hysterically To Public Servant Who Chooses To Not Dress Like An Oscar Winner
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Former democratic Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has taken the internet by storm this week, for acting like an elected official who is...
Inspired By Australia Day, The Irish Host Their First Ever Celebration Of The British Arrival
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The famous rock ballad 'Zombie' was the first ever song with a female vocalist to reach one billion views on YouTube -...
Scott Morrison Congratulates President Biden and His Secretary Kamala Harris
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The freshly inaugurated US President Joe Biden has received an outpouring of support and congratulations from world leaders who are mostly just relieved...
