America Celebrates A Return To Pillaging The Middle East And Bailing Out Wall Street Bankers
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Joe Biden has been sworn in as the 46th President of the United States today, after four years of chaos that came...
Government Says We Need New Apache Helicopters To Make Sure No More American Pigeons Invade Us
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The Federal Government has earmarked $4.5 billion to spend on 29 new Apache attack helicopters to help prevent further...
American Military Finally Facing The Prospect Of A War They Might Actually Be Able To Win
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In some exciting news from the United States of America, the nation's military forces are licking their lips at the chances of finally...
Miranda Devine To Take A Break From Twitter After Running Out Of Disabled Children To Vilify
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As conservative Murdoch shills across are spun into an existential crisis triggered by their bosses telling them that Trump is no longer...
Report: Imagine How Dead These People Would Be If They Weren’t White
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A "mob" of people only really described as 'protestors supporting US President Donald Trump' has today clashed with Washington D.C law enforcement,...
England Admits Pretending Nothing Is Wrong Not Good Strategy For Dealing With Global Pandemic
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Greater London and parts of Essex and Hertfordshire will be placed under Tier 3 restrictions from Wednesday, as Prime Minister Boris Johnson...
Americans Frustrated Their Country Not Fixed Yet
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The good people of America are today realising that the euphoric pressure valve that was the 2020 US Election was actually bullshit.
Just...
Australia And China To Settle Beef With Underground 100m Freestyle Between Horton And Sun Yang
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It has been 11 days since Prime Minister Scott Morrison demanded the Chinese Government apologise for a “repugnant” tweet featuring an Australian soldier...
15-Year-Old Tutar Sagdiyev Begins 2 Week Isolation Following Rudy Giuliani COVID-19 Diagnosis
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US President Donald Trump says his personal attorney Rudy Giuliani has tested positive for coronavirus.
The president confirmed in a tweet today the...
Bloke Working At Parkes Observatory Sighs After Being Asked To Provide Horoscopes At Pub Again
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Will Miller is a pretty friendly guy, who's often generous with his time.
But, since moving down to the Central West, he's had...
