NZ Economy Recovers From Pandemic As Ardern Removes Social Distancing At Auckland Fish Market
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New Zealanders will have free access to a Covid-19 vaccine, their Government confirmed during the opening of their new Parliament last Thursday.
The...
World’s Largest Economic Superpower Oddly Unfazed By Hurt Feelings Of Cronulla Marketing Guru
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The Chinese Government appears to be holding strong against Australian Prime Minister's demands for an apology over a doctored photo posted...
Trump Denies Selling White House Fixtures On eBay
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As Trump continues to publicly deny his election defeat, White House officials say that behind closed doors he is preparing for a...
Disappointed Trump Starts Dismantling Racing Car Bed
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After finally, sort of begrudgingly accepting the results of the election, Trump has a long road ahead as he prepares to move...
Trump Admits 239,000 Elderly Voters Could Have Helped
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In a rare act of self-reflection, future former US President Donald J. Trump has admitted to sources that the ‘239,000 elderly votes would...
Trump Finally Concedes 1983 America’s Cup Loss
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In an unprecedented admission, Future Former President Trump has finally conceded that the 1983 America’s Cup was won by the creatively-named Australian...
Trump Demands Recount After Missing Out On RSL Meat Tray
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In an unexpected development, President Trump has caused a spectacle at the historic Betoota RSL over the weekend after missing out on...
Social Media Goes Wild Over Harry Styles Wearing A Dress Like They’ve Never Seen A Mad Monday
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Fashion publication US Vogue have made history this week by featuring British pop singer Harry Styles as its first-ever male cover star.
He is...
Mountbatten Remains Only Man Outside FNQ To Be Killed For Pulling In Someone Else’s Crab Pots
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Season 4 of Netflix’s The Crown, has opened with a bang, literally and historically - as Monarchists and Anti-Monarchists alike tune in for...
Trump Fires Fauci And Appoints Pete Evans To Lead Covid Taskforce In Final Days Of Presidency
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The President of The United States of America has today taken some time off from golf to tie up a few loose ends....
