PM Regrets Not Bringing A Few Foreign Policy Advisors With Him To Glasgow Instead Of 4 Cameramen
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today learnt how expendable he is when it comes to the historic bond shared between the United...
UK Learns That Deporting Anyone Willing To Work A Shit Job Means The Shit Jobs Don’t Get Done
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Worksites around the United Kingdom have been sitting empty for weeks, as the Brits learn that maybe they didn't really think too far...
PM: “I’d Go To The UN Climate Change Conference If Glasgow Wasn’t Such A Shithole”
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Scott Morrison has reportedly made a decision on whether he's going to personally attend the 2021 United Nations Climate...
PM Avoids Embarrassment Of Biden Forgetting His Name By Yelling “SCOTTY’S HERE!” Upon Arrival
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While walking up the White House steps today, Scotty From Marketing has gone extra lengths to save to himself the embarrassment of...
North Korea’s Successful Long-Range Missiles Tests Somehow A Feel Good Story In Current News Cycle
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Lovers of good news stories have been left tentative this week as North Korea successfully tested long range missiles.
Over the weekend, North Korean...
Liberals Wait A Good 3 Weeks Before Joining America In Another War We Will Also Likely Lose
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The prime minister, Scotty From Marketing, announced on Thursday morning that Australia would be paying $500 million dollars to rip up its...
China Panics After Learning They’ve Only Got 25 Years Until Australia Gets 8 New Submarines
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According to Scotty From Marketing's newest announcement aimed at drowning out the news that Christian Porter MP is paying his legal fees...
New Zealand Says Keith From New Plymouth Will Shoot Any Aussie Sub That Enters Kiwi Waters
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Look out! There are some fighting words from across the ditch today!
Following the news of a trilateral agreement between the UK, US, and...
Local Big Unit Begins Working On His Summer Rig After Being Inspired By Kim Jong Un’s Glow Up
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Former Betoota Dolphins 3rd Grade prop, Rick Chassis (37) has today laced up the ASICS and pounded them into the dirt track...
Joe Rogan Fan To Pause All Of His Staunch Opinions On Modern Medicine For The Next Week Or So
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MIXED MEDICAL ARTS: A local carnivore from Betoota's aspirational suburban wedge known as Betoota Heights has today gone quiet, for the next...
