Bob Sinclair Finally Coming To Terms With The Fact We Might Not Be The Love Generation
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While many are looking to the future with some hope that the worst of this spicy cough is behind us, international figure Bob...
Kim Kardashian Gives Australian Women The Encouragement They Needed To Visit Local Skate Park
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American superstar Kim Kardashian and millennial stand up comedian Pete Davison have confirmed their relationship today by holding hands in exclusive photos obtained...
New Zealand Officially In Recession After All Blacks Second Straight Loss
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Jacinda Ardern has greeted the people of New Zealand with a rather sobering message today, declaring that the nation is now formally in...
“We Need To Stand Up For Taiwan” Says Australia After Watching The USA De-Stabilise Half Of The Middle East, South East Asia, Central And South America
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After decades of standing by and watching our greatest ally de-stabilise and destroy a multitude of autonomous nations, Australia has decided to stand...
Fellow World Leaders Give Scotty The Controller That’s Not Plugged In
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In a final humiliation on the world stage, Prime Minister Scott Morrison was spotted playing Nintendo with other world leaders using a controller...
Macron: “Raise Your Hand If You’ve Been Personally Victimised by Morrison Leaking Text Messages”
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Another tough week for Scott Morrison has gotten even worse today, with newfound nemesis Emmanuel Macron taking the public humiliation to the next...
“The Man That Fled To Hawaii During The Bushfires Also Leaks Text Messages” Says World Leaders
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The Australian Prime Minister's humiliation on the world stage is far from complete, as the Glasgow climate change summit becomes less about world...
“I Did Not Lie To The US And French Governments” Lies Australian Prime Minister, In Newest Lie
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Scotty From Marketing's disastrous holiday to Glasgow has gotten even messier today, after it was revealed that not only is he willing to...
Report: Of Course He Managed To Somehow Fuck Up This Submarine Deal
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With the Melbourne Cup done and dusted for 2021, all eyes have turned back to Prime Minister Scott Morrison, who has somehow managed...
Scotty Addresses World Leaders: “Now… This Is Coal. Don’t Be Afraid! Don’t Be Scared. It Won’t Hurt You…”
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Presidents and Prime Ministers from around the world have today dropped their heads in unison, as our leader made his address to the...
