Channel 9 Fly Gus Gould Over To Western Ukraine To Do Special Opening Monologue For World War 3
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In some exciting news from the Eastern European nation of Ukraine - Gus Gould is in the building!
The iconic Rugby League commentator...
Entire World Wondering If Pete Davidson Is One Of Those Skinny Whiteboys That Can Throw Hands
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What started as an unexpected celebrity romance, has since turned into a historic moment in American pop culture, as American comedian Pete...
Foreign Minister Asks Russia If They Can Hold Up With The Tanks For A Few Decades Until Our Subs Arrive
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Pro-western Ukrainians are breathing a sigh of relief today after our very own Foreign Minister Marise Payne issued a stern ultimatum to Russia....
Cinema Screening Of New Jackass Movie Just Doesn’t Feel As Authentic As A Burned CD-R On VLC
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After 12-year hiatus, the fourth instalment in the Jackass movie franchise has nabbed the number 1 spot in the US box office.
That...
100,000 Russian Troops Withdraw From Ukrainian Border After Western Leaders Voice Concerns
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The world has breathed a collective sigh of relief today, with Russia finally backing down from a conflict with Ukraine.
The backdown from...
Pete Davidson’s Purple Patch Continues As US Comedian Papped Holding Hands With Gina Rinehart
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Gossip columnists are in a frenzy this afternoon after some sensational images have surfaced online.
Popping up a short time ago, popular US...
Deporting World’s Best Tennis Players Fails To Resolve Australia’s Drastic Fresh Food Shortages
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Australia is once again at the centre of global headlines, after our previously unknown Immigration minister Alex Hawke came to the defence of...
Kevin Costner Finally Forgiven For Waterworld
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Hollywood boomer sex icon Kevin Costner has been forgiven for all of his sins in the mid-nineties, it has been confirmed.
This comes as...
Pope Francis Relaxes Even More Rules: “You Can Definitely Come To Church Stoned. It’s Cool Bro”
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After dragging the Catholic Church into the 21st Century kicking and screaming, the 266th Pope has today relaxed even more rules.
After already making...
Report: The Shining Is Definitely A Christmas Movie
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When it comes to naming the most essential Christmas movies, there are titles that come to mind straight away: It’s a Wonderful Life,...
