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Christians Observe First Victim Of Cancel Culture, Jesus Christ

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT To some, it seems as if you can’t say anything these days whether it’s about politics, sport, or women without fear of being ‘cancelled.’  In case your eyes and ears stopped working in 2017, ‘getting cancelled’ is a symptom of ‘cancel culture’ where ordinary people are punished with a public shunning in the form of a coordinated withdrawal of...

Australian Who Spent Last Week Defending His Beloved Queen Now Embracing Proud Irish Heritage

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Almost all restrictions on licensed venues around Australia have been pulled back today, just in time for one of the booziest days of the year. In New South Wales, residents can finally stand at the bar and enjoy a cold one - as the state government comes good on their promise to let the Irish go mad just in time...

“It’s Got Nothing To Do With Her Ghosting Me!” Screams Piers Morgan As Tears Stream Down Face

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Piers Morgan, the former host of Good Morning Britain has today fronted the press to assure everyone that he is not being fueled by hate and anger. Speaking this morning, after being hounded like a member of the Royal Family for a brief moment in time, the big sook said that calling Meghan a liar is a 'hill...

Queen Suggests A Family Catch Up In Paris So Harry And Meg Can Discuss Their Issues In Person

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The figurehead of the British Royal Family has today officially commented on Harry and Meghan's bombshell interview with Oprah. In a statement released this morning Australian time, Queen Elizabeth repeated back what her scriptwriter told her to say, and explained that she was concerned and saddened to hear what the couple were alleging. Claiming that recollections may differ,...

Report: Mate, As If You Ever Had A Chance With Meghan You Big Fat Creepy Old Loser

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT British TV host and famous sook, Piers Morgan has today spat the dummy after being unable to endure the backlash and criticism levelled at him for his comments in which he questioned Meghan Markle's claims of being driven to suicidal thoughts by the Royal Family. Storming off the show yesterday after copping a bit of his own medicine...

Prince Charles Baffled By Soft Cock Son Choosing To Support Wife And Not Leave Her For Dead

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As The British Royal Family continues to descend into one of those public tabloid meltdowns that we are treated to every quarter-century, those who remained on the fence are starting to pipe up. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have torn the lid off a culture of secrecy in an interview with Oprah Winfrey earlier this week - in...

“…So Basically Now We Are Left With Nothing But A Multimillion Dollar Netflix Deal And Heaps Of Nice Clothes”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Duke and Duchess Sussex are now staring down the barrel of a life of hard work, after being left with now option but to estrange themselves from the Royal Family This comes after Meghan Markle and Prince Harry sat down with Oprah Winfrey in an interview on US network CBS, which aired in Australia last night. The Duchess...

Buckingham Palace: Meghan By Far Nastiest Royal Since Bloody Mary Burnt All Those Protestants

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT The media machine behind the family responsible for the raping and pillaging of half the Indigenous communities on planet Earth, have this week put their foot down to set a few things straight about that arrogant colony woman that married their wayward Prince. Ahead of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's appearance in a tell-all Oprah Winfrey interview special...

Mobile Developers To Launch App That Automatically Invests In Whatever Elon Musk Is Tweeting About

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A team of app developers in Betoota Heights have just fast-tracked the seed funding required for their new trading app, ‘Musk watch.’ The app, spearheaded by the influence of Elon Musk’s tweets on the stock and crypto market, carefully crawls Twitter for tweets from high profile celebrity figures that may contain keywords that can cause a surge in market...

Report: Hillsong Founder Brian Houston Just A Homophobic Version Of Vince McMahon

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Embattled Hillsong founder Brian Houston has made international headlines this week, as the US media discovers how weird Australia's coolest religion really is. Houston, who is listed as Prime Minister Morrison's closest confidantes and mentors, was first at the centre of public scrutiny when it became public that he had taunted his father's child sex abuse victims with...

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