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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United States Of America has once again shown why there needs to be a big fat asterisk next to its trademark slogan. Proving that they are 'home of the brave, and the land of the free' for a select group of people, the US Supreme Court has now overturned the national right to a safe medical procedure....

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Just a couple of weeks into his Prime Ministership, Anthony Albanese is under fire. In his first few weeks in the top job, he's been hit with prices surges, interest rate raises and some tough meetings on the international front. And now, the Random Souths PM has been spotted going soft on China, just like his critics said he...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A downtown Jakartan hairdresser has been thrown a curveball today after a random Australian tourist rolled into his store. Owner of a hairdressing shop in the district of Kebayoran Baru, local South Jakartan man Reza Setiawan said he and his employees were all rather confused when the strange man came into the store. Not one to see many...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today made good on his promise to try and repair Australia's standing on the world stage. After a tough couple of years of trade wars and international roastings, the new Prime Minister has set off to Indonesia to attempt to strengthen ties with our northern neighbour - dressed in his finest kit. Although...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Monarchist, Julie Petrie (57, Myer Perfume) has once again lashed out the shallow interests of her two daughters today, after overhearing yet another high-energy kitchen table conversation about Pete Davidson or Caitlyn Jenner or something like that. "Oohhh enough with the bloody Kardashians" scowls Julie, from the living room. "I don't understand why you girls worship that family. They...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Buckingham Palace is dealing with a PR bombshell this morning, after revelations emerged overnight about a notable figure's suspect behaviour. Less than a day after appearing in a cute video with the Queen for her Platinum Jubilee, Paddington Bear has been named in Jeffrey Epstein's flight logs. If you aren't a Royal enthusiast, the Queen proved 'a jolly...

CLYDE OVERELL III | Foreign Affairs | CONTACT Once again, America is on track to register more mass shootings than days in the calendar year, after a series of massacres dominate the headlines this week - forcing the media to choose which tragedy to cover based on the numbers of lives lost. While countries like Norway, Canada, Australia and New Zealand decided to ban semi-automatic...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Buckingham Palace photographers have today faced a mad scramble, after leaving an important job until the last minute. With the eve of Queen Elizabeth II's Platinum Jubilee arriving, the people in charge of photographing her have had to pull out all stops. In charge of creating the incredibly curated happy snaps for royal enthusiasts to enjoy, the photographers have...

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has leaned into some schooner diplomacy this afternoon, mustering the courage to follow up with Joe Biden about launching the NRL season in Los Angeles. After knocking back several glass jars at the Henson Park Hotel in Marrickville, it’s believed Albo has added both American President Joe Biden and former Gladiator Russell Crowe...

Due to the nation’s controversial and oppressive gun restrictions, no one has died as a result of a mass-shooting from an automatic or semi-automatic weapon on Australian soil today, for the 9,523rd day in a row. North Betoota cinema attendant, Christina Upton can’t believe it has been a whole 26 years and 30 days since a heavily armed white Australian male...