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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just eight British politicians are left in the race to replace the UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, as nominations closed for the first ballot to find a new Conservative Party leader. Former Treasury chief Rishi Sunak was previously considered the frontrunner, but has since become overshadowed by a surprisingly charismatic aristocrat from the south of England. Former polo champion turned real estate mogul Sir...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT As the geopolitical situation keeps evolving in the Pacific, two heavyweights of the region have today revealed their frustrations at the state of things. With the Pacific Islands Forum taking place this week, Australia and America have once again screamed blue murder about someone else trying to take advantage of their small island neighbours. "It's just disgraceful that...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT British TV shock jock Piers Morgan has today been met with the horrifying realisation that he might have ended his own career. This comes after the 57-year-old Murdoch goon spent yesterday celebrating all of the hard work he has done to oust UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, after turning on him two weeks ago in a desperate effort to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the march towards the 2023 Rugby World Cup in France begins, more eyes than ever are watching the mid-year tests. With the Bledisloe, Spring Tour, and the RWC exhibition matches all ahead of us after this, no one is salivating harder for this abundance of rugby than the fans of the most winningest professional sporting team in history...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Britain are today kidding themselves if they think that their wildly unpopular Prime Minister will resign in the face of extreme pressure from his own party and voters. This comes as Boris Johnson defies stern advice from his senior ministers to quit, vowing to cling on to leadership with both hands. More than 32 politicians and parliamentary...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation's new Prime Minister has today wowed the crowd of journalists following him around the country. PM Anthony Albanese has struck envy into the hearts of journalists and cameramen by showing them some of the pictures from his luxurious overseas holiday. A customary procedure after any overseas jaunt, the PM has pulled up some happy snaps from...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local sad case is under fire today for an extremely controversial decision. Just over halfway through a full-blown overseas boys' trip, Jayden Norris says he just needs a few hours to himself. After 7 days of frenetic hedonism in a foreign, Jayden says he's actually 'had enough of these cunts.' The pathetic local coward has reportedly informed...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite all of the distress and trauma caused by a full-scale Russian invasion of his beloved country, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has impressed the world today with his ability to appreciate how tough things were in the inner-west Sydney houso flats during the 1970s and 1980s. This comes as Prime Minister Anthony Albanese made a surprise visit to the...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Supreme Court of the United States of America has today revealed that they are taking their pro-life agenda even further. Just weeks after overturning the Roe v Wade decision which made the right to an abortion a universal one, the court is reportedly set to ban condoms in the near future as well. The news from the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In some great news for US citizens already struggling within a privatised healthcare system, America's billionaire tech giants have generously offered to help cover the costs of anyone who needs to travel interstate to access medical procedures that have been greatly restricted throughout the country due to the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe Vs Wade. Tech companies including...