“You Can Wear My Other Mask If You Want” Says Absolute Sicko
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With face masks back on the menu for the NSW region of NSW (Newcastle, Sydney, Wollongong) - millions of Australians are readjusting to...
Local Teacher’s Opinion Of NAPLAN Seemingly Interchangeable With Politicians
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A maths teacher from one of our town's only government selective schools has agreed today with the statement that...
Bert Newton’s Only Concern Now Is Having The SAS Steal His New Prosthetic Leg To Drink Out Of
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Four-time Gold Logie winner Bert Newton has lost a leg to infection, his family says, and is now concerned...
Local Girl Posts Heartfelt Mother’s Day Tribute To Mum She Refuses To Accept On Facebook
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local social media over-sharer, Clare Pinnington (22) has posted an emotional tribute to her mum on several different channels this Mother's Day.
It is believed...
Seat Belt Locking Up Forces Frustrated Man To Reevaluate His Emotional State
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A seat belt has somehow been able to diffuse a bad situation better than a cop ever could, by pulling the machine equivalent...
Nice Meal Ruined By Woman Thinking About How Many People Have Used That Spoon
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A local woman has today ruined a nice meal, after an intrusive thought had her reflecting on the provenance of the spoon she...
Recently Retired Mum Treats Herself To Nice Glass Of Savvy B After Day Pottering Around Garden
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A recently retired mum has decided to pick up a gardening hobby, which she reserves solely for late Sunday afternoons, it’s reported.
It’s alleged...
Report: Not A Good Night To Be A Beer On Caxton Street
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
In some breaking news from the banks of the Brown Snake, it is not a good day to be a cold beer on...
“Don’t You Fucken Tell Your Mother” Says Dad After Being Caught Sucking A Dart Out Back
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local dad, Choc Liston (57) has today made it clear that he's willing to do whatever is necessary to protect himself from the...
Lara Bingle To Front New ‘What The Bloody Hell Are Ya Doing?’ Consent Video
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
Following the stunned reaction generated by it’s milkshake consent video, the Federal Government is having another stab, this time enlisting the help of...
