Cheese Toastie To Solve World’s Problems For Next 5-10 Minutes
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Good news for lovers of peace and harmony as a rapidly heating sandwich press suggests that a cheese toastie is going to solve...
Aunty Jackie Going Real Hard With The Purple
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A 60-something member of the extended family is almost 90% purple, it has been confirmed.
It is not yet known what the appeal is....
Idiot Man Fills Up On Cheese And Biccies Before Dinner – Again
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A torn slice of Bega cheese on a Jatz bickie is one of the most explosive flavour combinations to...
Single Mate Caught Out Trying To Wear Trendy New Clothes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local bachelor has today been busted trying out hip new clothes, as part of a rebrand aimed at getting more attention from...
Bill Gates Does His Arse On The Keno
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Tech billionaire Bill Gates has reportedly lost his entire fortune playing Keno at a Mackay club this afternoon.
A short...
Colleague Doing Crossfit Produces Absolutely Woeful Looking Lunch
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Betoota Grove hospital supplies manager Kerri Colby (41) is known amongst her colleagues as The Meme That Walks due to her inability to...
Local Woman Reaches That Age Where She Pretends That She’s Always Related Most To ‘Miranda’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Betoota Grove corporate conveyancy lawyer, Harriet Marlo has today turned 33, which means she is now rewriting her own history by claiming that...
“You Talking To Me?” Says Michael Slater To Government In Latest Anti-Politician Rant
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
One of the nation's greatest openers was sporting a new haircut this morning when he fronted cameras in the...
Home Affairs Gives Border Control Officers Bunnings Paint Swatches For Future Reference
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
After the roaring success of the Indian travel ban, the Federal Government has revealed a new immigration policy today.
Speaking from Canberra this...
Blind Drunk Chocco Telling Civvies He’s In The SAS Is A Sign Regiment’s Reputation Is Now Healing
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local army reservist who stopped telling other pub-goers he was in the Special Air Service Regiment during the...
