Suit Thrown Into Existential Crisis After Being Asked To Tick ‘I’m Not A Robot’ Captcha Box
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local city worker has been thrown into a state of confusion and self-doubt this afternoon.
The existential crisis came on after the finance...
New Childcare Subsidy Plan Will Help Australia’s Kids And Maybe Women Too If They’re Lucky
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Federal Government unveiled a new plan to help the nation's kids under five this week by telling voters...
Tea Bag Dipped On Burnt Pieces Of Paper Adds Final Touch To History Assignment
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A last-minute assignment on WW1 has caused local teen Beth Peters to get a little creative.
As she was unfortunately placed in a class...
IPL Player Hopes New Travel Ban Only Applies To Indian People With An Australian Passport
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota-native who gave up his dreams to play for the Queensland Bulls two years ago by signing on...
Mate’s Wedding Gives Local Bloke Some New Content For His Bumble
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Like most blokes his age, Julian Culverhouse tended to change his Facebook profile picture once every three years and still has the same...
Grown Man Picks Tomato Off Sandwich
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Local contractor Craig Nicholson (27) was excited to try the new schnitzel sandwich special from his local cafe, yet...
Report: Guy Who “Hates Small Talk” Really Just “Hates Self”
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Employees of Old City District software firm BrainsRuS were stunned and somewhat relieved to learn that a colleague of theirs who hates small...
Beach Boys On Rotation Suggests Dad Has Rewatched Cocktail Again
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
A family home in Betoota Heights is a blast with the sound of ‘60s surf rock band The Beach Boys after patriarch Hamish...
Band Finally Makes It Big On Triple J After Writing Song About Tuckshop Food
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Betoota psych-rockers SlumDog Sommelier have finally cracked the big time being the first channel country band to hit the triple j airwaves since...
Depressing Breakup Playlist Ruined By Chirpy Spotify Premium Ads
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Local woman, Jacinta Gold has decided to lean into her post-breakup misery by putting on a depressing playlist and eating her weight in...
