Dyslexic Disappointed With Results Of Low-Crab Diet
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
A local woman with a mild case of dyslexia has expressed frustration today after discovering her attempt to lose weight with a low-crab...
Co-Worker Drops By Desk To Make Sure You Read That Email They Sent 37.609 Seconds Ago
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
As workplaces have been forced to reconsider how they increase efficiency in a modern era, some are holding true to the classic tactics.
Junior...
Local MMA Student Can’t Wait Until He Can Save The Day And Use His Skills In Public
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Ed Tuxworth's days of 24-hour gym memberships are over.
"I'll never go back" says the 29-year old mechanic, after finding himself involved in a...
Albo Vows To Make Every Commonwealth Car A Re-Birthed Subaru Within First Term Of Government
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Opposition leader Anthony Albanese said he is looking toward the future today at the National Press Club in Canberra,...
Local 30-Something’s Dream Of Buying Home Gets Closer After Their Dad Buys A Motorbike
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Some largely depressed young man from our town's Heights district said he feels worthless because he hasn't jumped on...
Local Boutique Bottleshop Attendant Suggests Customers Try This New Craft Beer From Perth
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A French Quarter bottleshop attendant has spent this week selling Emu Export, a delicious beer from our nation's one-party...
Media Elite Shocked By Openly Christian PM Saying Christian Shit In Front Of Fellow Christians
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After a big couple years of catastrophic political gaffes, it seems that the Prime Minister's decision to vocalise his Pentecostal Christian beliefs that...
DAILY: The Indian Flight Ban, Local Man Faces Reality & Big News Out Of Broncos Camp – April 28
Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Albo Sighs And Tells A Local Constituent Yeah He Knows A Guy Who Can Torch A Captiva For $500
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Opposition leader Anthony Albanese said he was left in a pickle this morning after a constituent in his inner-western...
Man Unable To Grow Decent Facial Hair Finally Gives Up Dream Of Becoming Craft Brewer
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
It was a sombre day in the Betoota Industrial Estate yesterday as would-be craft brewer Wallace Steinbehr finally pulled the pin on his craft...
