NRL Player Goes Back To Brisbane Hotel Room And Puts A Movie On
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
In a breaking story from the river city of Brisbane, The Advocate can officially confirm this morning that a promising young Rugby League player...
Civic Owner Shaves Off 10kg With Carbon Fibre Bonnet Wrap
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
When the dickheads at Betoota County Council realised they still had eighteen and a half mil in the bank right before the end...
Yuppie Mum Decides Lunch Rush Is The Perfect Time To Test Child’s Food Ordering Skills
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A yummy mummy from the French Quarter has today decided to throw her child in the deep end, using a popular cafe as...
Personal Trainer Gets A Sleeve After Reading ‘The Subtle Art Of Not Giving A Fuck’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota Ponds personal trainer has admitted to The Advocate this afternoon that the only thing that previously stopped him from getting a...
Patchy Moustache Teenager Lights Up Fully Kitted Out LowLux On Bruce Highway Exit Ramp
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A 19-year-old electrician's apprentice wearing a Unit flat brim has been given a Friday early mark today.
That's judging by his excited violations...
Mum Cleans House In Preparation For The Cleaner
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Mum doesn't often treat herself to offloading domestic duties. Sometimes dad picks up the slack, sometimes one of the kids does, but...
Girls Drinks Goes Into Overdrive As So Fresh 2002 Comes On
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | CONTACT
Imagine an out of tune cacophony of 27-year-old women singing along to What Would You Do by City High. Unfortunately for the...
Matt Damon Looks On In Horror As Bill Gates Pulls Up Another Crab Pot Full Of Drowned Turtles
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Holidaying actor Matt Damon has caught up with exiled and now-broke US tech entrepreneur Bill Gates in Central Queensland...
PM: “Watch Me Plunge Australia Into Inter-Generational Debt In An Attempt To Win Election”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Prime Minister has asked the people of Australia watch him try to win an election by spending enough...
Paul Keating Passes Away Mid-Interview After Being Asked About Using Super To Buy Dogecoin
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Paul Keating, the 24th Prime Minister of Australia, has passed away on live television this afternoon after being asked...
