Kids TV Show Founded By A Chinese-Australian With Narcolepsy Criticised For Diversity Efforts
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WAKE UP JEFF! One of the most successful musical exports in Australian entertainment history has today been warned by conservatvie culture warmongers...
New Zealand Stock Exchange Wipes Almost 40% Of Its Value In $35 Bloodbath
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The New Zealand Stock Exchange suffered one of its worst days in recent history yesterday after it lost close...
“The Night Is Darkest Just Before Dawn” Says Scotty As He Flips Coin To Decide Nation’s Fate
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today fronted a press conference with hideous scaring down the left side of his face, a...
Annastacia Vows To Finish What Joh Started And Closes The Border Forever
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The Queensland State Government has said their border may not open up to New South Wales ever again - even after their...
Mum Confirms Times are Tough By Asking You For A Drag
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Mum has confirmed that things are well truly f’d in the a by coming up to you and asking for a drag of...
Melbourne Does Same Thing Sydney Did After 6 Weeks In Lockdown With Fuck All Financial Support
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WAIT, WHAT? POOR GOVERNANCE EQUALS CIVIL UNREST? Thousands of Melbourne residents have taken to the streets of the city over the weekend...
Boomers Welcome Grandchild Into World Who’ll Inevitably Die Because Of Their Environmental Vandalism
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A semi-retired Betoota Grove couple welcomed their first grandchild into the world over the weekend and they've been doting on the little bundle...
Melbourne Seriously Needs To Take A Good Look At Themselves And Understand That Lockdowns Are Key To Stopping The Spread
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It seems that even after 200 cumulative days in lockdown over the last 18 months, Melbourne residents are still not taking this...
Conspiracists Advised That Plastic Bags Work Just As Well If They Don’t Like The Face Masks
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A study released by the EMA (Exhausted Medical Association) today has concluded that people in the community who do...
“Believe It Or Not, Things Are Going To Get A Lot Worse, Actually, We Dunno,” Gladys Assures NSW
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The NSW Premier has assured the people of her state that the government kind of knows what they're doing...
