Anna Pulls Trigger On Wellcamp Quarantine: “If Ya Want Something Done Ya Gotta Do It Yaself”
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Despite the best wishes of radio broadcaster Alan Jones, The Queensland government has today vowed that they are gonna have to fucken...
Dan Andrews Says He’ll Be Drinking From The Bottom Shelf Tonight As Situation In Victoria Continues To Deteriorate
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The current situation in our nation's second strangest state is now at the point where their leader, Dan Andrews,...
Hundreds Of Anti-Vaxxers Rescued Off Sydney After Ignoring Surf Warnings From ‘Big Lifeguard’
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I'M ALLOWED TO HAVE AN OPINION: The NSW coast has been hammered by wild surf conditions over the last two days, as...
Gladys Raises The Bat As NSW Cracks 4 Digits With A Record-Breaking 1029 New Cases Overnight
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NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has raised the bat at today's 11am press conference, after finally cracking the 4 digits.
New South Wales has...
45 New Cases!? Okay Melbourne, We Know You Think You Are Above This, But Please Stay Home!
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Victoria has recorded 45 new cases. This is very bad news.
35 of those are linked and nine are still being investigated and...
Brisbane Man Pops Out Of His Cave To Hunt For Some Yum Cha In A Busy Shopping Precinct
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A local man in the Southern Corner of Queensland has today set off to track down some prey.
Speaking to us from the...
Gladys: “Summer Has Come And Passed, The Innocent Can Never Last, Wake Me Up When September Ends”
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NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian appears to have undergone an 'emo' transformation today, as she fronts the 11am press conference with dark eyeliner...
“Funny Looking Cave” Says Perth Man Enjoying A Beer At The Pub Before A Movie With Mates
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A Perth man has responded to the Australian Prime Minister's comments about his state yesterday.
Speaking to us from the heart of the...
“We’re Moving Faster Than Anyone” Says Minister Whose Jab Roll-Out Is On Par With Kazakhstan
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While Newcastle Sydney and Wollongong (NSW) are still facing an indefinite period in lockdown as a result of incompetent state and federal leaders,...
Gen-Z Still Waiting For An Old Person To Explain Why They Hold Their Phones Next To Their Heads
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19-year-old Ally Martin is very well aware that there is a lot she doesn't understand about the world yet.
For one, she has...
