Melbourne’s Brand Still A Bit Too Damaged From 300 Day Lockdown To Attract Alternative Brisbane Girls
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThough the alternative scene in Brisbane is growing, if the amount of teenagers hanging outside the Cheep Store in...
AFP Pounce On Thousands Of Drug Dealers As Rising Petrol Prices Prevent Them From Doing Hot Laps
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAnd in even sadder news for partygoers nationwide, it appears supply chain issues have also affected the price of...
Teenage Cousins Excuse Themselves From Family Dinner To Go Listen To Chillinit In The Back Shed
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Two teenage cousins from opposite sides of town have bonded over their mutual interests in rap music and test match cricket over the...
Family Group Chat In Turmoil As Rogue Aunty Posts Embargoed Pictures Of Wedding On Facebook
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA family group chat has been sent into meltdown this afternoon, after a rogue aunt took it upon herself...
Two For One! Neighbour’s Garden Hose Perfect Solution For Making Bongs And Siphoning Petrol
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWith fuel prices skyrocketing worldwide and with no sign of getting better anytime soon, some savvy aussies have had...
Local Bloke Quietly Relieved Return Of NRL Means He Can Tune Out Of All This Brink Of World War 3 Shit
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local NRL tragic is quietly cheerful this weeked, after blocking out news of war and famine and turning his attention...
Multiple UberEats Bags In Bedroom Suggest Mate’s Not Doing Too Good
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactOld mate John Thomas insists he’s coping just fine with the news that his ex has moved on. The...
HR Manager Successfully Draws On NRL Knowledge And Pronounces Islander Surname Correctly On First Go
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
A local HR manager is feeling much more smug than usual today after drawing on his NRL knowledge and absolutely nailing an...
Nurse On The Brink Of Collapse Pulls Up Her Boot Straps After Seeing Inspiring Kim Kardashian Video
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThough she hadn’t admitted it to many people, local woman Cara McBain has been thinking about quitting nursing and...
NRL Las Vegas Round Provides Straight Blokes With Their Own Pride Festival During Mardi Gras Weekend
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Straight Mardi Gras is bigger and better than ever this year, as the NRL launches the first round of 2024 in the...
