Labor Prodigy Peter Malinauskas Elected Lord Mayor Of South Australia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The tri-annual council election down in South Australia has come and gone this weekend, with the Labor Party taking out a resounding victory....
Life Hack! Efficient Bloke Simply Buys More Underwear Instead Of Doing A Load Of Washing
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local bloke has today discovered an extremely efficient life hack, that he can’t believe he hadn’t thought of doing before.
Alan Tinning...
Business Student Who Scored High Neuroticism On Uni Psychometrics Test Asks If She Can Do It Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who is two weeks into her business school term has today been confronted by some concerning results,...
Girl Who Adopted Cat After Having Heart Broken Finds Herself Ignored By Yet Another Arrogant Male
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When a heartbroken Alex Dawson had set out to cure her broken heart, she hadn’t prepared herself for...
Introvert Too Far Into Convo With Vague Acquaintance To Correct Her Own Name
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact
A local woman has foregone her birth name today after the woman she introduced herself to misheard her name...
‘Sessionable’ Just Craft Brewers Way Of Saying ‘You Can Drink Fuckloads Of This!’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In a trend that is startling VB drinkers across the country, more and more craft beer brewers are exploiting a legal loophole in...
Mum Unsure If She Should Quit Job To Look After Kids Or Sacrifice 80% Of Her Income On Childcare
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA young mum has today had to make a decision many families across the nation have had to make,...
Opera And Polo To Be Subsidised In Budget As Frydenberg Vows To Tackle Cost Of Everyday Living
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Josh Frydenberg MP has left open the possibility of cutting the opera and polo excise in the budget, as soaring ticket prices after...
Hobart Mayor Calls For Spirit Of Tasmania To Be Sunk In Effort To Ease The City’s Housing Crisis
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Lord Mayor of Australia's most southern city has shocked the nation today by calling for drastic measures to combat Hobart's housing crisis....
4th Graders Urged To Get Down To Training Before Coach Selects Himself As Full Back For Trial
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The fourth-grade battlers down at the Betoota Mutts have been warned on the club's Facebook group today to get down to training next...
