Budget 2022: $250 One-Off Pensioner Cash Payment To Include Free Shuttle Buses To Nearest RSL
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn the government's latest bid to appeal to voters help everyday Australians with the rising cost of living, a...
Desperate PM Delves Into Situational Comedy In Attempt To Win Back Jewish Vote In Sydney’s East
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Despite growing up only a few kilometres away from the nation's most iconic and historical Jewish-Australian enclave, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has fears...
Bloke Going Round With Bag Unzipped Clearly Went To A Nice School
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A Betoota man outed himself as well-to-do today by walking around the Old City District with his backpack unzipped.
The local Senior Accounts Manager...
Local Bachelor Rattled As Date Turns Up Wearing Same Perfume As His Villainous High School French Teacher
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local Betoota man experienced an intense wave of head noise this weekend, shocked to discover that his new crush wears...
Streets Collab WIth Albo To Make Ice Cream With Zero Flavour
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
The ALP is dipping its toes into experiential marketing this week, teaming up with ice cream manufacturers Streets to create an Anthony Albanese...
Nation Once Again Blown Away By Claims This Bloke Might Be In Charge Of A Scheme That Rorts Taxpayers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation is reeling today after revelations emerged that one of the cleanest politicians in history might be involved in some sort of...
Labor Bullying Scandal Looks To Derail Albanese’s Chances Of Ash Barty Has Retired From Tennis!!
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Australian Labor Party's ‘mean girls’ saga has plagued Leader Anthony Albanese, as both the Morrison MPs and Murdoch newspapers pounce on the...
Dutton Announces New Space Agency As Final Stage Of Long-Winded Plan To Return To His Home Planet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some stranger news, Minister of Defence Peter Dutton has today announced his plans for a space command under...
PM Now Fully Aware Of Fuel Crisis After Spending 4 Hours In The Car To Be Seen At Shark Park
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With the cost of living steadily rising across Australia, there has been criticisms of Morrison government's detachment from this issue per the last...
Glenelg Mum Admits She Probably Shouldn’t Say This, But Geez That Malinauskas Is A Bit Of Spunk
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A lifelong liberal voter has today revealed to The Advocate that there is a silver lining to the recent election wipeout in South...
