Ambitious Cook Tries His Luck With The Waitress After A Ten Hour Stint In The Kitchen
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA gastro pub cook has today shown he has little common sense or way with women, after ambitiously asking a waitress out after...
Albo Tells Farmers Conference A Lot Of Voters In Marrickville Also Weren’t Keen On Howard Gun Laws
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As the National Party continues to distance themselves from Scott Morrison ahead of the 2022 Federal Election, bizarre things are beginning to unfold...
Optus’ City Customers Treated To Day Of Regional Level Coverage After Mass Outage Hits Network
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Metropolitan customers of Australia's favourite phone and internet provider are today walking a kilometre in the shoes of their regional counterparts.
This comes...
Scotty Switches His NRL Club For A Third Time And Begins Supporting The Doggies
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The nation's Prime Minister has today rolled the sleeves up, and decided to do a bit of work.
Not by trying to figure...
Lebanese Family Who Had Armed ADF Troops Patrolling Their Suburb During Lockdown Really Feeling Let Down By The Prime Minister’s Comments In 2007
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In BREAKING news, it appears that Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing - a politician who made his name detaining war-weary asylum seekers in...
Paul Murray Panics After Realising ‘Each Way Albo’ Implies Opposition Leader Is Still A Safer Bet
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It seems that Sky News Australia's Chief Goebbels Paul Murray may not understand the very concept of punting, despite his best efforts to...
‘Jared Leto Fan’ Now A Term That Exclusively Refers To People Who Listen To 30 Seconds To Mars
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAfter news hit today that shockingly, Morbius (the filler Marvel movie we get before Doctor Strange 2) is shit,...
Albo Guarantees To Provide Every Aged Care Home With At Least A Mining Camp Standard Of Food
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Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese has promised to repair the human warehouses that are Australian aged care homes, if he wins the election this...
Government Rushes To Help The Northern Rivers After Their Kids Get Flooded Up At Wategos
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Both the Federal and NSW government have today sprung into action, after receiving some concerning phone calls from their kids.
With a heartbreakingly...
“Ignore The Cranky Italian, Focus On The Mean Girls” Peter Costello Tells Sydney Morning Herald
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Reporters at both NewsCorp and Peter Costello's newspapers have today been ordered to make sure they do not detract from the editorial positions...
