Australia’s Media Families Surprisingly Not Interested In Covering This Proposed Billionaire’s Tax
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some genuinely shocking news from the CBDs of our major cities, it can be revealed that those who control the media landscape...
Dad’s Funny Childhood Story Results In Him Openly Confessing To Several Rather Serious Crimes
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTFather of three Glen Keiver (55) has regaled his children with some ‘cautionary’ tales from his youth which has resulted in him confessing...
Nationals Vow To Build A Completely New Darwin Port To Make Up For Giving The Old One To China
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The National Party have this week revealed how they plan to fix on of the major bungles from their government's time in office....
Bob Katter Says Federal Elections Aren’t Won, They Are Lost, And That Happy Clapper From Cronulla Is Doing His Very Best To Lose This Thing. Because If Morrison Had...
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With the 2022 Federal Election campaign underway and Scotty From Marketing back on the road doing what he does best, the Australian voters...
Amazing! Liberals Hit Record Low Unemployment By Simply Reclassifying TAFE Students And Casual Labour Hire As ‘Employed’
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With the 2022 Federal Election campaign underway and Scotty From Marketing back on the road doing what he does best, the number one...
Servos To Pass On Government’s 22c Fuel Discount If Motorists Spend $10 On Crunchie And V Combo
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Australians can finally expect some relief at the petrol pump this week, after the Australian Government legislated to reduce fuel prices...
This. Is. Not. A. Drill! Qantas Are Offering $798 Flights From Brisbane To Cloncurry!
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Hold the phone!
Australia's national price gouger is offering the deal of a century, but hurry, because it won't last!
Today only, you...
Nation’s Old Codgers Begin Fantasising About What They’d Say To That Fucken Goose If He Walked In Here
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australia's cranky senior pensioners have today been inspired to tear strips off the Prime Minister, after seeing one of their own do just...
Feminist Ally Scotty Asks The Girls In His Office If They Require Any ‘Flood Stoppers’ While He’s At Woolies
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACTAs news spreads of Prime Minister Scott Morrison stating that he stands up for women, he’s now been forced to put his...
Sharma Distances Self Even Further From Liberals By Removing His Own Name And Face From Posters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As Prime Minister Morrison takes body blow after body blow from his own MPs throwing him under buses to protect their own seats,...
