Scotty’s Empathy Consultant Smashes Yet Another Clipboard To Pieces After PM’s Comments About Autism
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The long suffering empathy consultant of flex-day Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has smashed yet another clipboard to pieces yesterday following the PM's...
Journalists Bemoan Stupid Punters For Failing To Ask A Single Gotcha Question During Leader’s Debate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation's media types are fuming this morning, after a relatively civil leader's debate between Scott Morrison and Anthony Albanese last night.
Hosted...
Motel Pool Easily Mistaken For North Korea
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACTOne of Betoota’s most iconic 3 star regional motels has today stood by their thirteen dot point list of rules and regulations, on...
Paul Murray Conceals 15kg Homemade C4 Suicide Vest Under His Tarocash In Case Albo Wins Debate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The first leaders' debate of the 2022 federal election campaign is upon us, and nobody is surprised that Rupert Murdoch’s jackboots have been...
Man Celebrates Return Of MasterChef By Jamming Peg In Doorlock Mechanism Of Microwave, Setting It To Auto Defrost, Then Putting His Head In It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota Heights man has celebrated the return of MasterChef to primetime television this week by jamming a peg...
Tasmanians Just Taking The Piss With ‘Easter Tuesday’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
While the rest of the nation angles to take four days off between long weekends, there’s an entire state of people who are...
Aussie Political Reporter Arrives At Work For Another Big Day Of Ignoring NSW Pre-Selection Chaos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local print journalist, Patrick Charleton (55) has today stepped out of the uber, taken one last sip of his oat flat white, and...
Easter Still Severely Underrated
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Easter, across most cultures, is the most underrated time of the year - it has been confirmed.
Easter, also called Pascha by the Greeks,...
Report: Nobody Knows Where Nan Gets These Unbranded Eggs That Taste Like Candles
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The random bowl of budget chocolate eggs wrapped in multicoloured foil at your parent's house is still being grazed upon, despite a distinct...
Underfunded Climate Scientists Assuming Their Life Work Will Surely Get A Mention Soon
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
After just one week, the 2022 election is already proving to be too much for some Australians including Betoota climate scientist Dr Claire...
