One Nation’s Ghost Candidates Accused Of Dressing Like Ghosts As Well
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The minor party that says what everyone's apparently thinking is under fire today, with allegations their candidates have been spotted in some interesting...
Tasmania Continues To Lead The Way By Enjoying Yet Another Year Of Being Carbon Negative
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As the nation continues to grapple with its carbon emissions, the little island just off Australia's mainland has today urged people to take...
Frydenberg Now Worried About Losing Seat After Miscalculating His Support By 60 Billion Votes
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If you read any of the weekend editions of The Age or Sydney Morning Herald over the weekend, then you would know that...
“Bet It’s That Banksy Fella” Mutters Cultured Tradie As He Marvels At Truck Found Stuck In The CBD
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It’s not often that you can surprise local man Phil McCann.
Described as ‘unflappable’ the twenty-something tradie is...
Abbott: “Not These Freaks Again. I Can’t Go Anywhere Anymore”
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Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott almost had his morning hijacked yesterday when he ran into the parade of mediocrity...
National Party Tells Rogue Matt Canavan To Pull His Fivehead In
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Queensland Nationals Senator Matt Canavan has been told to fall in line today, after deciding to run his mouth about his government's emissions...
Local Man Unaware That There’s An Election On Right Now Has No Idea How Lucky He Is
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A politically-disengaged young man from our town's leafy and bohemian French Quarter has no idea that there's an election...
PM Totally Okay For China To Partner With Pacific Neighbours As Long As They Build Some Resorts
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There are growing concerns about a recently signed security agreement between China and Solomon Islands and what it could mean for the Australia-Pacific...
Australians Warned Voting Independent Might Force Useless Career Politicians To Get A Real Job
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Polls are showing that the Liberal Party may lose up to six of their blue-ribbon seats to the 'teal independents' this election, as...
Barnaby Cancels Another Morning Of Campaigning To Watch Johnny Depp Court Case
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The Deputy Prime Minister has written another morning of campaigning off, choosing to stay bound to his desk once again.
With the Federal...
