Lambie Promises Royal Commission Into Whether Regional Tasmanian AFL Umpires Are Fucken Blind
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Independent senate candidate Jacqui Lambie has come out strong with some big promises just days before Tasmania joins the rest of the country...
Katter Orders Entire Press Gallery Into His Office To Tell Them That In The Case Of A Hung Parliament He’ll Be Lending His Support To Whichever Candidate Is Willing...
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the polls continue to tighten in the final days of the 2022 Federal Election Campaign, Australians are once again preparing up to...
“We Promise We Won’t Cause The Deaths Of 2000 Poor People With Illegal Robodebt Claims, Again”
The Liberals have today unveiled a new election promise to Australian voters, vowing to repair the forecasted trillion dollar budget deficit without implementing any...
Gen X Leftie Brought To Orgasm During Mid Afternoon Paul Keating YouTube Session
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local Volvo and Sex Pistols enthusiast has today had to run to the bathroom in a hurry.
The scurry out of the...
“I’m Not Really That Into Politics Aye” Says Underpaid Apprentice Who Will Never Own A Home
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A second-year-plumbing apprentice who is on the same wages his dad was 18-years-ago, says he's not really that interested in this weekend's election.
Despite...
Cauliflower Rice Edges Closer To $400 A Gram As Inflation Bites Inner-City Households
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Yuppie households across the cities and towns are starting to feel the pinch on all fronts but one pantry...
“Well Fuckin Move Then!” Laughs Landlord After Family Complain About Growing List Of Inhabitable Living Conditions
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local landlord has found himself in a very powerful position this week after realising just how dire the rental crisis in Australia...
Barnaby Debuts Supersize Campaign Akubra In Most Recent Effort To Distance Himself From Scotty
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The latest Newspoll, released just moments before last night's noisy leaders debate, shows Anthony Albanese is still somehow closing in on Scott Morrison...
Spunky Tasmanian Woman Is Wunhundroid Poircent Voting Fa Jacqui
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A prominent rural Tasmanian grandmother of two with another on the way has today revealed to our reporters that she is making sure...
Nation Unsure If Karen Andrews Is A Government MP Or New Nickname For Dan Andrews
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | ContactA week after claiming China would interfere in the upcoming federal election, many Aussies are not sure if Karen Andrews is the Home...
