Peta Credlin Responds To Tanya’s Voldemort Sledge: “Keep My Man’s Name Out Your Fucken Mouth”
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In case you'd completely switched off from the news cycle, because the election is finally over and you shouldn't have to worry about...
Barnaby Joyce Demands Any Nationals Leadership Challenges Be Made In The Form Of A Boat Race
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The Leader of the Nationals has today laid down the law to his colleagues.
Barnaby Joyce has told 'any fucking dog who wants...
“These Teals Are Funded By Billionaires” Says Bloke Who’s Never Once Let Gina Pay For Lunch
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The nation's former Deputy Prime Minister has once again offered up his take on the state of the nation.
With the hangover from...
Communists Begin Seizing Mansions In Toorak After Locals Make Unwise Decision To Vote For Labor
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As the final votes from the 2022 Federal Election are counted, it is now becoming clear just how much damage the Liberal Party...
“Be Out In A Sec” Scotty Tells Removalists As He Stuffs Kilo Of Prawns In Kirribilli Air Con Vent
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs he helpfully points to an area in the back seat where Jenny can place the last of his bags, former Prime Minister...
Big Weekend For Teams That Don’t Win That Much
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As the dust settles on another weekend, confirmation has arrived that it was a historic one.
With 8 games of NRL football and...
Election Results: It’s Officially Not His Job
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In some breaking news from the world of politics, Scott Morrison has confirmed that it is officially not his job to be Prime...
Liberal Campaigner Applies Hand Sanitiser After Hand Shake With Visibly Working Class Voter
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A young man from Betoota Grove, our town's version of Mosman, Ascot or Toorak, has today had a rather unsavoury experience.
Just moments...
Barnaby Enjoys A Couple Cold Jars After A Long Election Race Against Nobody In Particular
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The Member for New England has told reporters in Armidale this afternoon that his fate is in God's hands...
Local Man Does A Lap Of Daunting Fresh Food Aisle Before Jetting Back Out Towards Thai Joint
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A Betoota Heights office worker has today decided to bite the bullet and spare himself the pain of trying to piece together an...
