Tough Times Ahead For Barnaby As He Watches Another Truckload Of 24-Micron Rubbish Drive Off The Farm
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce is shearing at the moment and the former Deputy Prime Minister was seen classing his...
Lunch Beer Doing Absolute Wonders For Afternoon Productivity
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
In hindsight, says Julia Pearson, perhaps washing down that tropical-themed double chicken parmigiana with a pint of 8% red...
Queenslander Who Rented Room In Melbourne Terrace For The Aesthetics Never Thought About Winter
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Brisbane woman who recently moved to Melbourne is today finding out the hard way that choosing a new home solely for the...
Ambient Van Morrison Suggests Mum & Dad Are About To Get Blackout Drunk On Back Deck With Pete & Julie From Down The Street
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Protestant croons of Van Morrison filled the living room and alfresco dining area of a Betoota Heights McMansion yesterday even as someone’s...
Tax Dodging Multinational Gas Exporters Somehow Now Providing Even Less Benefit To The Nation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In what comes as one of the most shocking news stories in recent times, some of Australia's largest energy companies are providing even...
Darker Afternoons Good Enough Reason To Justify Not Going To The Gym
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The fact that it's already dark at knock-off is a perfectly good excuse to not exercise on this Monday...
Local Dad Says The Only Way To Fix Australia’s Gas Shortage Is To Pull His Finger Ha Ha
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Betoota Heights dad, Kevvy Blackrock (56, signwriter), has today solved one of the most pertinent hurdles facing Australian living standards.
After a fortnight in...
Bloke Watching Commercial TV Unsure If It’s Monkeypox, China, Or Russia That’s Supposed To Get Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
By his own admissions, a Betoota Heights man said he was looking forward to this work week because on...
Bloke Cycling In A Suit Needs To Fucken Wake Up To Himself And Buy A Car
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A French Quarter man is confusing our cosmopolitan inland port city with Amsterdam, it seems, after he got dressed...
Queenslanders Receive Annual Reminder That Unsealed Timber Houses Can Get Pretty Cold
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As the mercury dips to uncomfortably low numbers across most of the state, the proud people of Queensland are once again learning that...
