Experts Naming Melbourne As Australia’s Most Liveable City Mustn’t Have Read The News For A Couple Years
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The experts behind those yearly liveability lists have today confirmed to the world that they haven't really been keeping up to date with...
Property Investors: “We Borrowed To The Hilt And Now We’re About To Do Our Arse. Feel Sorry For Us”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
It wasn't meant to be like this for Wendy and Frank Peters.
Earlier this year, using their existing house as...
Adam Bandt Discreetly Gets His Pre-Cronulla Southern Cross Tatt Lasered Off
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some news that has both divided Greens followers and given Sky News journalist Paul Murray a raging erection to the point of...
Regional Cafe Applauded For Generous Extra Slice Of Hot Buttered Toast With ‘Soup Of The Day’
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A regional cafe has been given a standing ovation this morning, after not skimping on a side serving of toast.
Tucked away...
Papou Tending To Herb Garden Only Person That Can Pull Off Flanno, Trackie And Ugg Boot Outfit
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local Greek grandfather has proved his winter fashion credentials this morning, once again demonstrating that he’s the only person in...
Neighbours To Be Discontinued After Toadie Roots Every Babe Within 200km Radius Of Erinsborough
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In some tragic news for Australian TV, the homegrown soap opera classic 'Neighbours' is officially ending its run after 37 years.
It was announced...
World’s Most Boring City Wraps Up Their Annual Fairy Light Festival
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The city of Sydney has once again proved you don’t need any form of nightlife to have fun, by hosting a...
Dad Reveals This Energy Crisis Is Caused By You Idiots Leaving Empty Powerpoint Switches On
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Betoota Heights father of three has today revealed one of the major causes of this current energy crisis.
While he does admit the...
North Queensland Decide Against Naming Their New NRL Women’s Team ‘The Cowgirls’ For Some Reason
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some exciting news for sports fans, North Queensland has announced their women’s team ‘The Gold Stars’ will enter the premier women’s rugby...
Townsville Monkeypox Scare Turns Out To Be Hungover Bloke Who Can’t Remember Getting Into A Biff
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Fears that a second person has contracted monkeypox in North Queensland have been dismissed today, after health officials confirmed no link with the...
