Institution That Arranges International Travel Documents Also Sells Burner Phones, Waffle Makers
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local Betoota man is asking the big questions this morning, trying to work out what the fuck is the go...
Tigers Encouraged To Not Fuck Up Warriors NZ Return By Actually Winning
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Warriors fans are excited as their team will play a home game for the first time on home soil in three years.
It has...
Bloke Attempting To Use Expired Dine And Discover Voucher Just Going To Dine And Dash Instead
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA bloke who had been aptly warned that his Dine and Discover vouchers were about to expire, has royally fucked up by getting...
Entitled NSW Teachers Demand At Least Half Of What A 22-Year-Old Real Estate Agent Makes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Thousands of teachers have today walked out of schools around NSW, and marched in protest across numerous cities and towns.
The disgraceful day...
Suburban Dad Contemplating Divorce After In-Laws Park On His Perfectly Manicured Front Lawn
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A suburban father of two is today considering his living arrangements, after a controversial incident last night.
Brett Russell says he considered getting...
[REDACTED] Given NYC Job After Libs Failed To Get Blessing From Preferred Candidate’s Husband
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The NSW Government has told an inquiry into the appointment of former as a trade commissioner to the...
Don Albanese Ramps Up War With Independents As Pocock Wakes Next To Severed Head Of Brumby Jack
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The war between the major families of Australian federal politics has reached another low today.
After a number of hits on Independent political...
Christians Worried After Census Reveals Australians Are In The Corner And Losing Their Religion
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThe Australian Bureau of Statistics has yesterday released their first traction of data, which reveals that those identifying as Christian has seen a...
Cloaked Darth Bennett Gives Slater Final Instructions In Back Alley Before Kick-Off
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The Bureau of Meteorology is reporting a disturbance in the force this evening, as Queensland and NSW prepare to go to...
City Worker Ready For Ninja Warrior After Completing His Second-Ever Spin Class
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
After nearly a decade of smoking, drinking and sitting behind a desk, a local city worker decided enough was enough and signed up...
