New Study Finds That Using The Pandemic As An Excuse To Replace Experienced Staff With Labour Hire Might Result In A Fuckload Of Cancelled Flights
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A landmark new study has today revealed one of the major causes behind the nation's aviation crisis.
Conducted by South Betoota Polytechnic's Business...
Barilaro Watches His Dream Of Becoming A Sex Columnist In The Upper East Side Vanish Overnight
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Former NSW Deputy Premier John Barilaro was reportedly tossing and turning in his sleep last night, as he watches his dreams of relocating...
Albo Meets Jacinda Ardern To Discuss The Logistics Around Replacing Tasmania With New Zealand
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn a decision that has raised eyebrows across the nation, Anthony Albanese has met with New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern to discuss...
World First! British Toff Forced To Endure Repercussions Of His Own Incompetence And Behaviour
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In some shocking news from the United Kingdom, a born-to-rule politician has been forced out of his job because of his fuck ups....
Kiwi Art Student Trying Very Hard To Pretend She’s Not 100% Across New Changes To All Blacks Side
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As the march towards the 2023 Rugby World Cup in France begins, more eyes than ever are watching the mid-year tests.
With the Bledisloe,...
Nation That Used To Watch Their Premier’s Daily Conferences Now Shrugging At 33,000 Cases A Day
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The country of Australia is today proving that 12 months can be an awfully long time.
Less than a year after millions of...
Home Owning 20 Something In Europe Relieved To Hear Bank Of Mum & Dad Won’t Pass Rate Hike On
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A man enjoying a 5-week holiday in Southern Europe is very relieved today, it can be confirmed.
Speaking to The Advocate a short...
Cranky Old Bastard Torn Between Supporting An Aussie Underdog Or Hating Eccentric Millennial
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A local pop with a conservative disposition has today revealed to The Advocate that he has a little bit too much time on...
“What’s For Dinner?” Asks Housemate As If There’s Something On The Stove At 8:30PM On Friday Night
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Letting out the occasional quip as they watch a truly awful action movie, the residents of the 82 Hawthorne street household are enjoying...
Big Bash League Release Blockbuster 944-Match Schedule For The Summer
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Cricket Australia was pleased to announce this morning the upcoming schedule for the 2022-23 Big Bash League that’s set to kick off in...
