Man Left Confused After Qantas Issues A Boarding Pass That Just Says “Today Maybe”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large| Contact
A nice young man from our town's French Quarter arrived at the Betoota Remienko Memorial Aerotropolis this morning ready for...
Local Chippy Disproves Commonly Held Theory That You Can’t Have A Maxibon For Breakfast
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Our very own Betoota Heights District has today played host to a groundbreaking discovery.
A job site on the edge of the suburb has...
Report: Zero Podcasts Have Ever Needed To Go For 4 Hours
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTThe findings of a long term study into podcasting have been made public by the CSIRO this week, containing the groundbreaking conclusion that...
Drugstore Concealer Doing Little To Hide Life Of Sin From Co-workers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal woman Shannon Scott has had a pretty good weekend.A little too good of a weekend, if the marks on her neck are...
Report: John Barilaro Going To Have To Sue Himself For Defamation At This Rate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Former New South Wales Deputy Premier is facing a tough dilemma today.
With the inquiry into the granting of his plum New York...
Man Who’s Avoided The Spicy Cough So Far Decides To Get It Over With And Books Cruise
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
For Betoota Heights man Dennis Frank, it's gone on long enough.
Somehow, by the grace of God, the 74-year-old retiree...
“Let’s Give Them A Single Lane And Call It Express Pickup/Dropoff” Laughs Board Of Sydney Airport
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The comedians on the board of Australia’s largest airport are in hysterics this morning, after another successful weekend clogging up major...
Katter Under Fire From Green Groups After Feeding A 1.2kg Roll Of Devon To A Giraffe At Australia Zoo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Member for Kennedy Bob Katter has drawn the ire of inner-city lefties this morning after images surfaced of...
Gladys Too Busy Enjoying Amalfi Coast To Notice Those Same Men Have Destroyed Another Government
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In news that really surprised nobody in particular, it looks like the NSW Government is once again at the centre of yet another...
Melbourne Girl Delighted As New Wave Gives Her Permission To Start Lecturing The Plebs Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Northside Melbourne resident, Ethyl Glenlyon (41), has been overcome with a state of euphoria today.
And it isn't from that cup of cold drip...
