Saffa Mate Celebrates Home Country Being Relevant For First Time Since Die Antwoord’s Debut Album
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Two triple rugby world cup champions will face each other at the Stade de France on Sunday morning, when New Zealand and South...
30 Man Brawl And Match Cancellation The Only Desirable Result From Kiwis v Saffas RWC Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the Rugby World Cup nears its conclusion, neutral fans of the game have today confirmed the desire to see an unusual result....
Conservatives Outraged That Divisive Vote-No-To-Division Campaign Has Caused Everlasting Division
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In an awkward turn of events for all of the talkback hosts and right-wing columnists that demanded the nation vote NO to division,...
Wallabies Coach Eddie Jones Pulls A Beyonce On Rugby Australia: “I Could Have Another You In A Minute”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Wallabies coach Eddie Jones is standing his ground and has pledged to bring Australia's national rugby union side back to their former glory,...
Vengeful Walsh Begins Off-Season Training With Mission To Return South And Take Ya Mums For Good
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Life is returning to normal for residents of the mighty brown snake, after a tragic Grand Final loss to the Penrith Panthers three...
Wallabies Selectors Arrive Bearing Gifts In First Ever Public School Visit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
RA Chairman Hamish McLennan and several Wallabies selectors have been praised today for stepping outside of their comfort zone and visiting a public high...
Despite Her Son Not Playing Since 2008, Suburban Soccer Club’s Canteen Lady Is As Passionate As The Serbian Ultras
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
Canteen lady, Vicky D'antonio (61) is renowned within the community for her decades of hooligan-like loyalty to the local soccer club - despite...
New Netflix Doco Tells Story Of A 48-Year-Old Englishman Unable To Convey Emotion With His Face
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Nearly a billion viewers have tuned in to watch a new Netflix documentary that tells the story of an attractive cockney lad from...
Country League Footy Jet Embarrassed After Wild Speccy Ends In Roo Poo Face-Plant
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact
In the weird, oft-forgotten fringe community of local Betootanese boys who actually enjoy playing Victorian Leg Tennis, a spectacular mark has...
