Albo Quietly Terrified About How QLD Is Going To Make Nation Suffer For Double Grand Final Losses
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A chilling silence has set in across Queensland this Monday, as the people of Australia's most unrefined state lick their wounds following a...
Queensland Health Still Expecting Spike In Babies Named ‘Selwyn’ and ‘Kotoni’
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The birth rate in the fastest growing city in Australia is expected to launch into hyperdrive today as Brisvegas celebrates their...
Broncos Fan Heals Heartbreak With Crumbed Pineapple Fritter And Strawberry Milkshake From The Coffee Club
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The usually calming sounds of a milkshake machine is failing to cure the heartache of a suffering Brisbane Broncos fan this...
Bam Bam And Tyson Pedro Assigned As Nathan Cleary’s Security Detail For Kick-Ons At High Street
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
As the fireworks, flares and the sounds of street bikes erupt across Western Sydney, it can be confirmed that Penrith is...
Lions Fan Wonders If Anyone Else Has Been Watching The Ryder Cup This Afternoon Or Just Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
In the midst of the intense Victorian Rules Football Grand Final showdown between the Collingwood Magpies and the Brisbane...
Lions Bandwagoner’s Confusion Only Grows After Learning Magpie With The Snazzy Shades Is From Texas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota Heights big fella has been left scratching his melon in the front bar of the Railway Hotel...
Queensland Promises To Stop Saying ‘GayFL’ If The Lions Win A Fourth Flag
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The Brisbane Lions are embracing its first grand final week since 2004 with just three players having the Grand Final experience prior to...
MCC Members Reluctantly Install Mother Energy Taps For Cashed Up Collingwood Supporters
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The Brisbane Lions have landed themselves a spot in the 2023 AFL grand final, with a high octane win over Carlton to...
Non-Footy Guy Attempts To Drag Convo Back To Average Cruising Speed Of The Broad-Tailed Hummingbird
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact
Passionate Zoology student, Daniel Shorten (25), hates September as much as he loves specialising in the study of birds.
That’s because as...
“It’s Coming Home!” Says Queenslander Who Doesn’t Know Much About Aussie Rules
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact
“How good is the other Football?!” Brisbane resident Darcy Salmon (32) shouted at a group of strangers sat across from him...
