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Shane Warne And Stuart MacGill Volunteer To Bowl England Out Before Stumps Today

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former leg spin greats Shane Warne and Stuart MacGill are both present at the Sydney Cricket Ground today -...

Steve Waugh’s Red Hanky Revealed To Be A Horcrux Of W.G. Grace’s Soul

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact When the Dark Wizard of English Cricket died in 1915, his soul was divided and placed into seven objects...

Turnbull’s Day At SCG Ruined After Brutish Fan Spills Beer On His Copy Of Fin Review

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With Australia currently sitting at 189-2 (Khawaja 87, Smith 44) Captain Smith has kept niggling Crane, pushing towards a low-key hundred partnership that has...

U12’s Footy Ref Glad To Have Local Dad On Sideline To Fill Him In On Anything He Misses

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The life of a park footy referee is not always easy, but for referee veteran Ken Oakes (54), the input from keen-eyed parents...

Third-Grader Looking For A Bit More Pace Channels Jeff Thompson

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Similar to a golfer channeling Happy Gilmour, a popular local park cricketer has dug deep this afternoon in a training game against a...

Nine’s Cricket Commentary Team Forced At Gunpoint To Flog Memorabilia

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An anonymous crew member from Nine's Wide World Of Sports commentary team say the team is often forced at...

“He’s Watching A Cricket Match That Won’t End In A Result And It Doesn’t Even Matter”

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A popular local high school English teacher has had her understanding of cricket damaged this afternoon as her partner...

Girlfriend Immediately Regrets Asking Question About Cricket

Sitting in their 3-bedroom Queenslander in Betoota Springs last Saturday, Stephanie George (27) mindlessly asked her boyfriend, Jake Handley (28), who was winning the...

Man Who Once Sub Fielded For 1st Grade Tells Colleagues He Plays First Grade

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet Reporter | Contact There are certain types of people in this world. Types who resent making chat with colleagues. Types who go...

Cluey East Coastman Explains Perth Test Is Just Like A Day-Nighter Because Of the Time Difference

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact "It's so cool how there's still Test cricket to watch after knockoff," he said. Peter Gurner's drinking companions braced themselves. "It's...

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