Ch9 Announce New Reality Show ‘Selected For The English Cricket Team At First Sight’
KENT REGINALD | Entertainment | CONTACT
Following the success of its popular reality show ‘Married At First Sight’, Channel 9 have today announced a new TV show that will...
Nation Reaches For Mute Button After Hearing Clarkey Step Into The Box
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australia collectively reached for the mute button today as the announcement came out that Michael Clarke would be stepping into the commentary box...
Test Cricket Umpire’s Eyes Found To Be Painted On
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
After a number of overturned decisions during the Adelaide Test this week, the CSIRO launched an investigation into why...
Rod Marsh Three Wet Pussy Shots Away From Claiming Shaun Marsh Is Actually His Son
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Speaking candidly to friends inside the walls of Adelaidanese institution, Woolshed on Hindley, former cricketing great Rod Marsh is reportedly three shots away...
CSIRO To Launch Study Into Why England Chose To Bowl First
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
In a decision that's even left English cricket fans scratching their heads, English Test cricket captain Joe Root won...
“After A Wallabies’ Loss, The Only Thing That Cheers Me Up Is Buying More Chinos”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Peter Smith-Jenkins spent all week getting worked up to cheer on his Wallabies.
Today, he wishes he hadn't.
Speaking to coworkers this morning at his...
Fully Grown Adults Clap At Something They Saw On Television
An entire room full of fully grown adults have been spotted yelling and clapping at a television in the Lord Betoota Hotel this afternoon.
This...
“Who’s Winning? We Are!”: Non-Cricket Person Finally Gets Answer To Age Old Question
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Hearing the shouting and hollering emanating from the living room, a popular North Betoota homemaker put his head into the room to see...
Local Cashed-Up Pommy Not Sure His Skin Will Last Another Two Days In The Brisbane Sun
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Lisping through one of seven gaps in his front teeth, a popular and friendly visiting Englishman has enjoyed himself thus far Down Under...
Overexcited Cricket Fan Wastes Crucial Social Media Photo On Gabba Outfield Before Play
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Knowing very well that he can only post two, maybe three photos of his day at the cricket before his mates stop losing...
