Brisbane’s German Community Recognised As Valued Supporters Of Test Cricket
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Despite the fact that their home country is not recognised as major supporter of cricket, Brisbane's proud German-Australian have been officially recognised as...
White Guy Tells Māori Coworker That He Saw Footage Of The Haka And Golly It Was Powerful
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A bloke of Māori background is being forced to listen to his white Australian coworker's review of his home country's traditional war cry...
Usman Khawaja Pressured To Retire Prematurely In Order To Diversify Channel 9 Commentary
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Following the news that Channel 9 are under fire for their lack on non-white non-males on their 2017/18 cricket commentary team, there has...
Tongan World Cup Side Extend #RunItStraightChallenge To Chris Lilley
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After just coming off the biggest win in their rugby league history, Ma'a Tonga have today extended an invitation to one of their...
Local Gay Socceroos Supporter Literally Explodes
GREG BOWMAN | Ball Sports | Contact
As if today couldn't get any better for Dave Hatton, it just did.
This morning, his love for his...
Australian Sportsmen Confirm That, At The End Of The Day, It Is What It Is
ORTIRA NIBEDA | Soccer | CONTACT
Socceroos captain Mile Jedinak has dismissed rumours that it might be something other than that which it is, stating emphatically in a...
Women’s Test Cricket Makes Stunning Debut On Office Man’s Laptop Usually Used To Stream NBA or EPL
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Move over Andrew Bogut! There's a new sport young Australian men are streaming to their laptops and tablets at work now.
Zac Willis, a...
Local Club Rugby League Mourns As 4th-Grade Prop Diagnosed With A Turnstile On His Left Side
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local lower-grade footy club legend, Mucka, has today had to come to terms with the fact he can't tackle for shit if it's...
Tedesco Apologises For Telling Wakeman That His Mum’s Cooking Is No Good
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The in-house punch-ons between Italian rugby league stars Shannon Wakeman and James Tedesco is believed to be directly related to comments made about Shannon's...
Bulldogs Prioritise Welfare Of Mascot, Confirm They Will Not Be Signing Pearce
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Cooper Cronk sent the Rugby League rumour mill into overdrive last year when he announced he would leave the Melbourne Storm and...
