Club Cricketer Finds No Issue With Asking Teammate He Barely Knows If He Can Borrow His Box
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A local lower-grade club cricketer has ambitiously asked a teammate that he does not really know that well if he would consider...
Report: More Australians In Lebanon’s World Cup Team Than Federal Parliament
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Lebanon will make its second appearance at the Rugby League World Cup later this weekend - Their all-star side, known as the 'Cedars'...
Caxton Hotel Orders Emergency Truckload Of Penfolds Shiraz
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The iconic Caxton Hotel in Brisbane's notorious contact-sport district has had to order an emergency truckload of Penfolds Bin 389 Cabernet Shiraz 2015, following...
ROD MACQUEEN: ‘My Secret To Winning Was Teaching The Forwards To Kick’
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"He's no Stephen Larkham or Matthew Burke but by Joh, that boy could kick," he said.
Rod MacQueen looks down at...
Local Soccer Person Pretends A-League Is Just As Fun To Watch As EPL
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Describing himself as an avid supporting of association football in general, Maurice Stayne explained slowly that he always tries...
US Soccer Team Insist Failure To Qualify For FIFA World Cup Was In Protest Of Trump
Donald Trump has been dealt another major blow by a national US sports team, after the US Mens National Soccer team defied him by...
“I’ll Get ‘Em The Premiership”: Wayne Bennett Offers To Coach Socceroos To World Cup Glory
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From the ashes of footballing dispair, a great beacon of hope has risen.
One of the greatest sporting coaches of...
Young Liberal Shows His Progressive Youth Edge By Acknowledging The Existence Of Gays
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A local young liberal chapter president has today put it all on the line by openly acknowledging that some people aren't attracted to...
Oakleigh Grandfather Tries To Claim Cahill As A Greek
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A local papou living roughly 15 km south-east of Melbourne's central business district, in the suburb of Oakleigh, has shocked his extended family tonight by...
Diehard Socceroos Fan’s Devotion To Socceroos Will Die Hard If They Lose Tonight
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A nervous, shouty young man has taken time out of his busy half-time debrief session with his WhatsApp group to confirm that his...
