Malcolm Roberts Quits Senate To Join Tongan World Cup Squad With Fifita And Taumalolo
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After spending months in the centre of the 2017 Australian parliamentary eligibility crisis with doubts over his citizenship, Senator Malcolm Roberts has today resigned from...
Dusty Orders 23 More Boxes Of Crownies To Grand Final Party In Campbelltown Penthouse
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The most celebrated man in Aussie Rules football has today revealed that he's sparing no expense when it comes to glitz and glamour...
UN Confirm The Rest Of The Free World Is Going For The Cowboys; America
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In a shock decision, the United Nations has informed the rest of the planet that the North Queensland Cowboys are the 'favourites'...
Diehard Wallabies Fan Shocked To Learn The Wallabies Played Last Night
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Waking from yet another night of drinking imported beer out of green bottles, a local Wallabies fan was shocked to see...
Swans fan receives Tigers scarf just in time for the bounce
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After the “Mighty Bloods” went 0-6 to start the season, the Marketing Analyst from the Harbour Capital's Eastern...
Richmond, NSW, Draped In Yellow And Black Colours Ahead Of Grand Final Weekend
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Victorian AFL club, Richmond Tigers' stirring run to the Grand Final has awakened thousands of latent football fans, and it seems they have spent...
Workplace Bullying Complaint Dismissed After It’s Discovered Victim Is A Roosters Supporter
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A local account director at a Betooticone Valley tech start-up made a formal complaint to his company's HR department...
Abbott Criticises Mandela For Mixing Politics With Sport During 1995 RWC Speech
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Following on from his comments last night where he voiced his concern that Macklemore was bringing his personal brand of politics to the...
Dally M Awards: Long-Suffering Wives And Girlfriends Of NRL Players Finally Get Their Moment
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The particularly difficult existence as a wife or girlfriend of an NRL player is getting pushed to the back of everyone's minds tonight,...
Assange Begs Ecuador’s President To Allow Him Internet Access To Stream Cowboys Final
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Wikileaks founder and internationally exiled political whistleblower Julian Assange has today promised Ecuadorian President Lenín Moreno to allow him one-off access to the internet...
